Brian and Michaela wanted to cuddle by the fire, as they wanted to have sex under a blanket until one of them started urinating.
by PorklyMork December 23, 2024

person 1 i've been thinking about it, all i'm excited for is the aftercare.
person 2 ... you really are a cuddle-holic.
person 2 ... you really are a cuddle-holic.
by the_notebook May 29, 2024

Guy #1: Where the hell were you last night?! We needed to get the damn drugs man!
Guy #2: I was too busy cuddling the catfish to yo girl, mothafucka!
Guy #2: I was too busy cuddling the catfish to yo girl, mothafucka!
by TheVader420 February 14, 2021

by HRQueen July 22, 2025

by A randum April 10, 2019

Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.
Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day
by KTrainSC October 24, 2020
