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Cranking Ass

1. A phrase referring to the act of whipping the fattest of 90's on an opponent.

2. Turn your mouse sensitivity up as high as possible to simulate artificial jiggle physics on a character model.
1. 'I'm so tired...I've been cranking ass on these noobs all night.'

2. 'Alright...my DPI is set to max, let's get to cranking ass'
by Ballistic Chili April 13, 2024
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Cranking my Johnson

The act of twisting your dick like a crank at full erection.
I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.
by ItsYeeBoyTom April 21, 2024
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cranking it

Oh, jabob is cranking it on the couch again... oh jabob why you always falling asleep so early smh...
by spyder_2003 May 11, 2024
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Cackintop

Cackintop is a word that describes the feeling you get when you are told your situation could use a bit more glitter. It is a neutral, context-driven, multi-use word that can be used to describe a variety of positive or negative situations (similar to the word "vibe").
Positive:
Ok im goin to bed. Gotta get that cackintop sleep.

Negative/offensive:
Good cackintop night, bitch.
by Devin Trumpet July 26, 2024
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crankin my hog

When you rev ur strait piped screamin hog down the innerstate makin librols angry.
Ive gone 3 days without crankin my hog and im itchin
by ElvizP February 2, 2025
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Craking

Laughing in a really stupid way, Example:MUAHAHAHHAHAHA
bro stop craking 💀
by CycloreX February 3, 2025
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Cranking Hog

Masturbation, specifically for men.
Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?
by jodawg6 April 11, 2025
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