Cake and Ice Cream

Snorting Ketamine and inhaling Nitrous Oxide.

Damn, there was so much Cake and Ice Cream I thought we were at some kid’s fucking birthday party.

Cake and Ice Cream by SauceDaddy3000™️ June 2, 2018

baked as a cake 

So high that you are on another level

Dude let's go to Taco Bell.
FUCK YEAH! I'm baked as a cake

baked as a cake by T-weave12 November 10, 2009

Creeper Cake

A phrase used by drama-prone, annoying teenage girls to describe birthday wishes from Facebook friends with whom they do not regularly interact.

Annoying girl: "ZOMG! I got so much creeper cake on my birthday!!!!!!!1111! So many creepers on my profile!!!!!1111!!

Everyone else: "People don't have to creep your profile to see that it's your birthday. If you're on their list, it pops up in their feed. They say 'Happy Birthday' and move on with their lives. Get over yourself, you annoying bitch."

Creeper Cake by anti-annoying September 7, 2011

caesar cipher 

An encryption system in which the alphabet is rotated anywhere from 1-26 characters causing the word to be harder to read but solvable through simple substituion invented by Julis Caesar.

"caesar rotated" converts to:
Rotation-1: dbftbs spubufe

caesar cipher by Spartacus March 19, 2005

Shadow Cake

A scrumptious fluffy vanilla baked delight with a deceiving layer of froth between its breading-of-an-angel texture and top layer of yodel chocolate shell. Usually found in Shoprite. Purchased at twilight and consumed with immediate haste.

Shadow cake?! Got any forks?

Shadow Cake by I'm Olddd Gregggg October 16, 2008

delicious cake 

you must get to the delicious cake. no matter what the obsticles there is always a way to reach the cake even if you die several seconds after and you have knowledge that you will die or be raped. or both at the same time, even if you are sodemised while eating the cake. the cake must be eaten. see also delicious trap

this is delicious cake. you must eat it

delicious cake by ultra mega sexy dude November 22, 2007

hot caesar 

When you are banging a bitch in the vag, and you pull out quick and thrust your manhood in her stinkstar, surprising her greatly. Once complete, you yell out "Et tu Brute!" to finish this betrayal.

I hot caesar'd this bitch on the Ides of March. I saw, I conquered, I came.

hot caesar by deatherizer August 7, 2008