Michigan pineapple burrito

When an awkward ginger performs a rusty trombone on a Mexican while they eat a burrito, and the burrito is causing the Mexican to perform a throne of lightning on the Hawaiian, who then eats pineapple. The Mexican then performs a dirty sanchez on all of the participants. (optional)

Hungover man 1: "What happened last night?"
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."

by 5 sandwich May 18, 2011

burrito

Perjorative slang for a Beretta handgun (as carried by a military person or federal cop)

My burrito is rusty and it rattles so bad I can't hit the side of a barn.

by The Pirate of Pissants April 9, 2006

Couch Burrito

When you buy a big ol' burrito with every ingredient possible, stick it in a girl's vagina, then fuck her senseless ON A COUCH, and cum inside. Then, you have her pull it out and eat the entire burrito.

Bro #1- Dude, my girlfriend was totally cool with doing a couch burrito last night!
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.

by Brotract those angles September 26, 2010

Seattle Burrito

A Seattle Burrito is a sexual act where one lover deffocates on another lover's penis, and then rubs it around the entire penis, and then continues to perform oral sex on the feces covered penis.

Man, my girl gave me a Seattle Burrito last night. That was fucked up.

by Edward Billinson September 27, 2007

Burrito Bomb

When a chunk of food falls off of your burrito and explodes on the table/counter into several scattered pieces. Makes the act of eating a burrito to be a bit messy at times, and a bit dissatisfying as some burrito bombs land on the floor, making them less appetizing to recover.

I love eating burritos, but these damn burrito bombs are making a mess.

by MassWorder May 1, 2010

Burrito

A hoe who is like a one of those mega burritos at tacobell with all the cheese and meat and greasy goodness and the stages of such a woman are so- you see the burrito and ur like aww man that looks amazong -then ur like man this is SO good- then ur like hmm its gettin kinda hard to eat- and then u go man that was good burrito- and finally a few hours later your sitting over the toilet with insane diareaa and projectile vomiting praying for the pain to stop or for god to kill you

-Dude whats up with freddy?

-hes in the diharea stage of a burrito

by senorschnarfschnarf November 3, 2010

twisted burrito

eating a girl out while she's taking a shit

Dude 1: I totally gave my girlfriend a twisted burrito yesterday!
Dude 2: Ew!

by Sexy Spider Monkey November 29, 2011