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bum-looker

1) Someone who is strangely fascinated by the butts of other individuals, be they either male or female. Some bum-lookers are preferentially attracted to the bums of the opposite sex, while some may be homosexual in nature. Other bum-lookers are simply fascinated by the asses of both sexes.

Bum lookers can often be ashamed of their ass obsession, as this can also extend beyond the realm of human exchange to that of animals. The deeply invested bum-looker can also become overwhelmed by the visual addiction to the butts any animal, such as dogs or cats, horses and other farm animals. Bum-lookers cannot help their strange perverted fascination with the behind. Anytime a situation arises when a new interaction takes place between the bum-looker and another individual, the bum looker may not be able to emotionally seperate his feeling toward the ass of the thing he is talking to and the face or head of the animal or person. When the bum looker looks at the face, all he really sees and can can consider is the butt on the other side of the individual. In fact I would surmise that some bum-lookers are actually not only perverts, but also a bunch of emotionally infantile, anally-retentive retarded buttwhifs.

2) Another definition would be someone who looks like a bum but possibly isn't actually homelesss. This kind of bum-looker just looks like a bum. People who don't shower for weeks at a time are often "bum-lookers".
"I don't know 'bout you guys but I prefer a girl with a nice ass... As long as its plump and round, somethin' fer me to squezze and bump up with when I do her... thats what I like. She can be tall or short, redhead or brunette and have little of big tits, but I dig the butt..."

"Yeah, you know Tom and I know you Dick. We know how obsessed you are by ass... Sometimes when we watch you we notice..."

"Dick's a Bum-looker, Harry. Don't cha know?", says Tom. "He's can't stop himself from staring at peoples butts. He's indiscriminate. I've caught him looking at my grandma's butt dude, and that's just gross... I've even caught him looking at your ass sometimes Man. What's up Dick? You scopin' out tha dude-tang?"

"Hey FUCK YOU, TOM!" Say Dick.

"You Bum-looker!!", Says Harry. "Whats you fuckin' problem? Are you fuckin' queer or somethin', man?"

Suddenly a hot sexy goes walking by and all three get distracted. Dick is tranfixed as he becomes caught in the trance of some blonde jogger with her plump-bouncy sweet co-ed butt-cheeks. Then just as suddenly, out of the blue some fat ugly biker chick Decks Dick right in the jaw, and he falls off the park bench to the ground in a daze, seeing stars, quite bewildered actually...

"YOU, BUM-LOOKER!!! STOP SLOBBERIN' OVER MY GIRLFRIEND!!!"

"Well shit man," says Tom to Dick. "I guess that's what you get when you can't control yourself..."
by PennyWennyJenny October 30, 2014
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Bum Beard

The hair growing on the cheeks of your ass, around your ring.
My bum beards so long I could dreadlock it

I shaved my balls, gooch and bum beard last night
by Rob_uk April 28, 2006
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Bum Doo Bum Doowa

Bum Doo Bum Bum Doowa Bum Doo Bum Doowa.
Song In My Singing Monsters Plant Island.
Hey Guys You Guys Heard That Song That Goes, Bum Doo Bum Doowa
by ThisIsTheBearerOfWords December 16, 2022
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Student bum

Typically a university student who doesn't do any work, generally refusing to pay anything for anything. Including haircuts. Often take naps during the day.
by Student bum from preston May 13, 2005
mugGet the Student bummug.

Lambrini Bum

Pissing out of your arse the morning after consuming lambrini!!!
"i've got really bad lambrini bum this morning!"
by Neil30 February 18, 2007
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Egg In A Bum

similar egg in a nest and egg in a bun but the said person has homosexual tendencies
cor look at the barnet on julian, the way he's walking he must be a shirtlifter! he's a right egg in a bum!
by davethejag November 3, 2007
mugGet the Egg In A Bummug.

bum squat

The process of emptying one's bowels like an inhabitant of the streets would...best done in alleyways and on Sixth and Spring...
Dude, on the way home from the bar, I had to bust a bum squat.
by BS Fatonovich July 13, 2006
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