lembas bread

Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.

**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?

by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014

bread trim

A shockingly horrendous haircut. Popularised by Dudey Rhino on Youtube.

Have you seen Phil’s new haircut?

Yeah that’s a dead trim
No that’s worse than a dead trim, that is a bread trim

by Postgate_Massive February 10, 2019

bread missile

When your poop comes out and look like a baguette

Don’t go in your bathroom for a bit, I had a a bread missile

by Lxndrjmsfdr April 22, 2019

bread top

Not quite a muffin top.

Person 1: Check out that bread top.
Person 2: Give her two more months and she'll have a fresh muffin top.

by vallllllllllllllllllll May 17, 2008

Bread stripper

A god who comes down to earth and who will strip for bread. Has many hoes and a single pimp. Prefers baguettes over sourdough.

Wow look at him go! What a bread stripper!

by We Stan a Queen February 12, 2019

ill-bread

Sickly yeast

When I went to eat my sub, I discovered it was inedible due to an acute case of ill-bread

by Woodntknow March 12, 2016

Bread Pudding

Sex Move:

"When you stick your balls in a vagina with a yeast infection."

"Isn't it weird that restaurants always serve bread pudding as an afterthought?"

by llamasutra November 25, 2021