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Concreters Water Bottle

A tally of VB or other local cheap beer. The term originated from the constant replacement of a water bottle with a tally/long-neck of cheap beer when waiting for concrete to set so they can complete the finish and drive home; usually with another tally for the drive.
Bloody hell, those lads are already on to the concreters water bottle! They'll be driving home blind!
by jimbob77 January 31, 2019
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Paella ina bottle

A true artisan sauce made by a legendary Spanish lady. Suitable in a rice dish or treat yourself and chug from the bottle. You can't go wrong bringing this number to a family dinner.
My grandma knows how to finesse paella ina bottle.
by Severelykickedback November 9, 2022
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Human Bottle Rocket

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show
My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again
by Jamscone May 14, 2022
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Baby Bottle Pop

Baby Bottle Pop is when you have sex with a female every night and ejaculate inside of her so that the new babies cancel out the babies from the night before.
I accidentally forgot to pull out yesterday, so now I have to use the Baby Bottle Pop method.
by Mario616 February 20, 2021
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pop bottle glasses

A pair of glasses with lenses as thick as a pop bottle bottom. Without that pair of glasses on the person can only tell if it's night or day.
Dirty Dave is completely blind without his pop bottle glasses on.
by JoeyBomm March 7, 2021
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Water Bottle Cock

A fucking huge ass cock with the girth of a fucking water bottle
"Ohhhh no here comes Caden with his Water Bottle Cock"
by BulletProofBoyScouts June 1, 2021
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the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces
news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this
by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021
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