Twat bottle rocket

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.

I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.

by Im AG AF May 9, 2018

the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces

news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021

BOTTLE AUT CINI

A word that represents ANYTHING in a sentence.

JERRED: Hey Brandon, what's that you got there?
BRANDON: Oh, it's a bottle aut cini.

by MEESTERGARCIA November 12, 2009

neck some bottles

To smash down some booze.
Drink a lot of alcohol rather rapidly.

"Oi cunt! Let's go out and neck some bottles and fuck some bitches!"

by KizzaKunt December 22, 2016

Human Bottle Rocket

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show

My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again

by Jamscone May 14, 2022

Empty ketchup bottle

When a guy goes down on a girl and she starts her period and she queefs in his face.

Dude I hooked up with Lacey last night, all was good until she empty ketchup bottled all over my face queef

by FurryWarlord December 5, 2016

sink cleaner bottle

The funni apple juice that is contained in a bottle

that mom and dad say it's too delicious to drink so they hide it under the sink to have it all for them self

Dad and mom in an argument

Dad: you can't spend 100 dollars on makeup

Mom: and you can't spend 200 dollars pc parts

Little timmy: mommy, dad, i drank the funni juice

from under he sink, can you get me more?

Mom: omg he drank from the sink cleaner bottle!

Dad: get him to the er now!

Little timmy: dies

by 6 nipples man March 3, 2022