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Quantum Bone

To get so fucked up while drinking that you take on a new identity with every girl you meet whilst in pursuit of a one night stand. You also imagine seeing a hologram of one of your close friends telling you the probability of you getting laid with your current alias using a dollar store cellphone. Success of said pursuit results in a Quantum Bone
DJ: *wakes up in love hotel* Huh?

Random Girl: Oh, hey. You were awesome last night Angelo.

DJ: Oh boy...

Hologram of Brandon: Dude! You totally Quantum Boned her!

DJ: Brandon? What the fuck?!
by djenki December 20, 2010
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Salty Bone

Salty Bone is a sexual act in which a male and partner (any gender) go for round 2 after having just finished inside his partner, therefore having a Salty Bone.
Even though he just finished in me, my boyfriend insisted on going again. I guess he likes a Salty Bone
by Xxiillyyxx September 30, 2019
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furious boning

The act of passionate, energized, and quite frankly furious sex. A lot like Crazy Monkey Sex
Person 1: Are Willie and Susie finally hooking up yet?
Person 2: Yessir. They're not holding back either, engaging in furious boning.
Person 1: Furious boning?
Person 2: Yes, furious boning. Willie is plowing susie like a wheat field, and is showing her what it means to be a woman through extreme eroticism.
Person 1: How about that

Also see Furious Mastrabation
by Denverite00 February 23, 2017
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bone hawker

Woman who prowls around looking at mens' crotches for sexual stimulation or to find an appropriate mate.
Next time I am going to see Melanie or Nicole I am wearing a cup. Those chicks are such bone hawker s.
by Kspesh July 11, 2007
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Stone Bone

A fetish when you drop a rock on your erect penis.
Jimmy after watching porn pulled a Stone Bone
by NotSoQuietWyatt July 18, 2020
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pocket bones

Check out the pocket bones on that homeless guy over there.
by Spifk December 17, 2010
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Scully on the bone

To naw on that knob like corn on the cob.
Tonight, my girl is gunna scully on the bone.
by Nino313 June 26, 2016
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