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bone-chugger

1. Any person who performs fellatio with wild abandon.
2. Derogatory title used to demean the intended target.
Man, I tell you Sheila is quite the bone-chugger

That fricken Larry guy is a damn bone-chugger. Let's ditch him.
by el-dday December 10, 2008
mugGet the bone-chuggermug.

Quantum Bone

To get so fucked up while drinking that you take on a new identity with every girl you meet whilst in pursuit of a one night stand. You also imagine seeing a hologram of one of your close friends telling you the probability of you getting laid with your current alias using a dollar store cellphone. Success of said pursuit results in a Quantum Bone
DJ: *wakes up in love hotel* Huh?

Random Girl: Oh, hey. You were awesome last night Angelo.

DJ: Oh boy...

Hologram of Brandon: Dude! You totally Quantum Boned her!

DJ: Brandon? What the fuck?!
by djenki December 20, 2010
mugGet the Quantum Bonemug.

bone coaster

"last nite i toke her to pound town and she rode the bone coaster"
by hellbilly92 June 8, 2012
mugGet the bone coastermug.

Bone phone

When a girl has gauged earlobes big enough to fit your cock into. Then you insert your penis from the backside so that the tip sits right next to her mouth, resembling a phone. Then she can suck or lick the tip like she is talking on the phone.
Check out that chick with the gauged earrings, I bet she nobs on the bone phone!
by Bummybumkin December 23, 2016
mugGet the Bone phonemug.

Knock & Bone

a traditional way to have sexual intercourse with a near by neighbor. Directions on knock and bone are very simple.

step 1) Knock
step 2) Bone

the knock and bone is not to be confused with the knock and bail, or knock and bait.
Friend 1: How on earth did you get that hot blonde girl Jennifer to sleep with you?
Friend 2: It was easy. I just walked up to her house and did a good ol' knock & bone
Friend 3: Classy!
by Gavin Nonurbid April 23, 2015
mugGet the Knock & Bonemug.

business bone

A sexual encounter that is done for either career advancement or networking purposes
Did you sleep that with that ugly PR girl last night?

Well... yeah dude, but it was strictly a business bone. I wanted to make a connection with one of her clients.
by Rippin and Tearin January 12, 2011
mugGet the business bonemug.

Humphrey Bone

Some headless guy that is under-rated from BBC Ghosts. Played by Laurence Rickard.

A Tudor Era ghost who had a wife involved with the French Revolution, or some shady drug dealing.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Humphrey Bone is my favourite character in BBC Ghosts.
Person 2: Who was that again?
Person 1: You've got to be kidding me Dave. Seriously?
by NotAWelshMan December 25, 2021
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