by Jotroublegames November 18, 2021
Get the Bike Theft Auto mug."Ahh, maybe the joke was that edible paper clips are useless and have no r-"
*Beakers nose falls off*
"CHRIST ON A BIKE!"
*Beakers nose falls off*
"CHRIST ON A BIKE!"
by AshySlashyMeow January 31, 2022
Get the CHRIST ON A BIKE mug.When you're mad at guys who take bikes too seriously, especially when they wear a bunch of stupid gear so you know they just got done riding .8 miles from their apartment to the coffee shop.
by IM FRAMK October 31, 2021
Get the Bike Mad mug.When a hillbilly has wealth and spends it on expensive toys like dirt bikes and shotguns. They tend to try to keep with the hillbilly aesthetic (chewing dip, drinking keystone light, being conservative) but don't have real, money related redneck problems, like missing a mortgage, having to work dangerous and hard jobs (logging, farming, truck driving) or having a drug dependency on meth or prescription drugs to help them work said dangerous and hard jobs.
Example 1–Person 1: Yo, this new Florida Georgia Line song slaps!
Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.
Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?
Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.
Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.
Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?
Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.
by nonecaresgod September 11, 2021
Get the dirt bike money mug.by Glass Joker September 26, 2021
Get the Biked mug.When you really need to pop but your in a busy place so need a discreet way of telling someone where your going
Me “just going turning my bike around”
Her ”ok bro”
Him “ where’s mike?
Her “he’s gone turning his bike around “
Her ”ok bro”
Him “ where’s mike?
Her “he’s gone turning his bike around “
by MR CE August 10, 2021
Get the turning my bike around mug.1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.
2. The worst fucking experience ever
2. The worst fucking experience ever
Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.
Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.
Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?
by Michelle, what the fuck? June 6, 2021
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