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smokin' the bear

An expression used to describe dick-sucking between men who are often appreciated as being rugged, stubbly(or a little on the unshaven side), hairy, muscular, and oozing with raw manly sex. They may be into wearing denim, tattoos, boots, and listen to country music, with an "I break for BEARS!!!" bumper sticker on their trucks. They may be the kind of guy who is wearing leather and shades on a motorcycle with a scruffy beard and sexy smile. Truckers, bikers, construction workers, hard hats, and cowboys(or wang wranglers)...all of them are men who are more than a little rough around the edges and share an all consuming passion for sucking each other's sausage.
Ken and Josh like to go home, slide out of their denims, turn down the lights, slip into the shower, wash-off the dust and sweat from their job as construction workers and take turns giving each other's crotch as much oral attention as possible. They absolutely love smokin' the bear.
by Happy Wolf June 22, 2007
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Ted Bear

Ted Bear is a character created by Explosim Entertainment in their animated series Cyanide And Happiness , he acts like the Bear Grills of the set universe.
He has appeared in two shorts so far, the first in which he dies of overeating for "survival" and the second in which he splits open his overweight dead body from the inside like a snakeskin and emerges alive and well.
His catchphrase is "survival".
I'm Ted Bear and today I'm teaching you about survival!
by Nevernamed22 June 11, 2016
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kinky bear

ALYSAS NICKNAME ASSWHOLES DONT WEAR IT OUT OR COPY IT YA UNDERSTAND
Damn, I wish i Was alysa. I love her name kinky bear
by KINKYBEARRR January 1, 2018
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teddy bear

Teddy bear you were my teddy bear everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me
Melanie Martinez : imma wrote a song about a teddy bear so what
by little.kid.lover June 16, 2020
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together bears

A together bears is a couple that does ABSOLUTELY everything together. Obsessively compulsive about being together at all times.
OMG HALEY and BRAYAN are such "together bears"
by Gbrayan May 16, 2019
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a-bear-tion

just like an abortion, but for bears, and you have to use a sledgehamah
dat bear got an a-bear-tion
by tehdudeofdudes August 22, 2012
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Poo Bear

A descriptive word for someone who has majestic qualities much like a bear . A poobear is a sexually aggressive bear . With the power to make your face so red it melts off like in that movie we all probably watched at some point. Poobears can be friendly and will accept small gifts only from people they like . Generally good natured the boobear can always be distinguished by the fact that it tends to act like a little shit .
Poo Bear is the most magical of all the bears
by Hootymcboobity July 24, 2019
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