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trash bagel

1. Insult. A person (usually a woman) with low cultural tastes and interests, poor education, and inflated sense of self worth; a trashy person who is vaguely bagel shaped.

2. A social leech who thinks they are contributing to society; a person who gloats about their non-efforts as immeasurable while belittling others so as to derail and steal from them; a mooch.
Name is such a trash bagel! She gave grandma a big sob story about her break up and not being able to afford rent and then used the money to get fillers and go outlet shopping.
by Owda Jopal December 30, 2022
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Turkey Bagel

The seductive look a man gives, usually named Devon or Devo, in order to bring a female counterpart back to his place for the evening. This look usually produces extreme female orgasms.
Holy shirt girls, did you see DEVO at the music festival tonight in San Francisco? He was handing out Turkey bagels left and right!
by Uncle Tickler July 24, 2021
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Explosive Bagel

When someone has diarrhea while getting a rim job
Sharon was giving Mark a rim job and he gave her an explosive bagel
by endmysuffering July 30, 2016
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CROTCH BAGEL

The visual image a woman displays between her legs while wearing yoga pants.....another take on the common term camel toe.
She's really sporting a crotch bagel with those pants.
by RVRGUY September 1, 2022
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Bagel

She is a bagel for hooking-up with my ex.
by The Bagel Maker April 2, 2017
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Bagel

Bagel means a small chode (dick), it is used as an excuse when one of the homies sends a dick pic by accident.
‘What was that’
Dude it was just a picture of a bagel’
by Blagblog January 11, 2022
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Pizza Bagels

The most heavenly concoction of bagel and sauce and cheese and oregano that hides your crazy and gets you dates.
Bring a surplus of pizza bagels to those who are not pregnant and leave with a significant other.
by Fitxzie February 12, 2018
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