when you mississippi handbag and right as you nut your foreskin blows off and hits your partner in the face while your semen practically glues it to their face.
charlotte didnt believe me when i said my foreskin was loose so i mass blasted her and laughed when she cried
by darkonefucker42342 January 10, 2019
Get the mass blastmug. Having to take a mighty shit in someone else's toilet in there house, and hoping they don't smell it before you leave.
by Webster March 31, 2003
Get the Blast Offmug. When your a Phophet from God, you grab the temple of someone's head, forcing it back, then forcefully pushing there stomach in until they fall back.
by Matt Dunnigan January 20, 2009
Get the Mind Blastmug. by Uttam Maharjan 2 May 23, 2014
Get the mind-blastingmug. by JakeDaSnake23452 August 3, 2011
Get the Ass Blastmug. impulsivley deciding to eat a high fat, drive through meal for lunch during the work week. Resulting in a violent mid-afternoon bowel movement in the office bathroom for all to smell.
Hey, what did you do for lunch.
Man, I ran errands during lunch. I had to burger blast it! I feel sorry for anyone who has to walk by that door this afternoon. It was a serious spackle job.
Man, I ran errands during lunch. I had to burger blast it! I feel sorry for anyone who has to walk by that door this afternoon. It was a serious spackle job.
by fubuquializm November 13, 2007
Get the burger blastmug. When Brian Karamamy profusely jackhammers his fingers into a man, woman, animal, or Corrine Klines anus. This can be a technique used to make a male, female, animal, or Sean’s ex aroused, or a method of convincing your peers you are not gay.
Yo, nigga, so I was cow tipping last night and got a sudden urge to Finger Blast the shit outta a stallion last night
“Are you gay?” “No I can’t be, I finger blasted Corrine”
“Are you gay?” “No I can’t be, I finger blasted Corrine”
by Brain44 November 11, 2019
Get the Finger Blastmug.