Hot air balloon

The sexual act of chewing an excess amount of bubblegum, blowing a bubble around your partner's penis, then jerking them off so they nut inside the bubble.
"Dude, my dad just Hot air ballooned himself into boyfriend status"
by Kicks43 May 23, 2020
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water balloon from hell

When you pinch your foreskin and proceed to pee and fill your foreskin with piss.
Did you hear that Jimmy hit his girlfriend with the ol' water balloon from hell last Tuesday?
by zachmau5 December 07, 2021
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Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.
Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."
by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021
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Water Balloon

Where a couple of any sexualities' get a piece of gum, and both ejaculate in it to where it forms a pouch of the couples seamen. After this the couple play a game of rock paper scissors and who ever loses in the game has to chew the gum for the rest of the day with no complaints.
Ex: (Jimmy) Man I've been having this salty taste in my mouth after losing to a game of "Water Balloon" with Jessica
by Nutbutter December 31, 2020
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single balloon strategy

a balloon backbling from fortnite
a caster said the guy was using the single balloon strategy during summer skirmish even though it was a backbling
by rfournier09 December 18, 2020
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Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017
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Stained Balloon Knot

discoloration of the anus from fecal matter passing through the human digestive system
He put his face all up on my stained balloon Knot and ate it like a chocolate pudding cup!
by SavageBabe907 September 16, 2021
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