A heavier load of cum shot out of a mans penis. One that lays across its target like a half cooked piece of bacon.
Girl 1 - "Girl!, he blew a load that felt like he shot a hot strip of pork product."
Girl 2 - "What the fuck did you just say?"
Girl 1 - "Yeah it felt like he threw a ham load breakfast platter on my ass wthout the plate."
Girl 2 - "That's fucked girl! You best be leavin' him"
Girl 1 - "Kinda liked it"
Girl 2 - "What the fuck did you just say?"
Girl 1 - "Yeah it felt like he threw a ham load breakfast platter on my ass wthout the plate."
Girl 2 - "That's fucked girl! You best be leavin' him"
Girl 1 - "Kinda liked it"
by dang chi town October 16, 2008

by Benmacauley May 22, 2009

When your walking in a crowd and the smell seeps from the ass cheeks and surprises your nostrils with a rank ass stench.
Waitin in line at disneyland, and mrs. fatty tourist son of a bitch stadin in front fo me chaffin like fuck and gettin her ass ham in my face.
by The Logman October 16, 2006

Exposing your bare ass and spreading your butt cheeks onto an object possibly leaving a slight anal residue to the surface.
"Bro, I was Pressing Ham on my neighbors door handle last night and my best buddy opened the door right after"
by Johny Cakes May 8, 2012

by Ham clamping jones April 25, 2017

another word for the female vagina, or the flap that is located below a woman which is normally called a vagina, but can also be called a pink ham, also known as a nutritional sort of breakfast or pussy, cunt, or spicy taco salad... don't forgot your hot sauce
by master of the clit aka John L. September 5, 2009

by Random Ass Terrence June 6, 2005
