ham load

A heavier load of cum shot out of a mans penis. One that lays across its target like a half cooked piece of bacon.

Girl 1 - "Girl!, he blew a load that felt like he shot a hot strip of pork product."

Girl 2 - "What the fuck did you just say?"

Girl 1 - "Yeah it felt like he threw a ham load breakfast platter on my ass wthout the plate."

Girl 2 - "That's fucked girl! You best be leavin' him"

Girl 1 - "Kinda liked it"

by dang chi town August 27, 2008

Ham Fold

another word for a birds rat - usually if theres loads of flappy skin round the cunt hole

man i just loved chewing on that bitch's ham fold

by Benmacauley May 22, 2009

ass ham

When your walking in a crowd and the smell seeps from the ass cheeks and surprises your nostrils with a rank ass stench.

Waitin in line at disneyland, and mrs. fatty tourist son of a bitch stadin in front fo me chaffin like fuck and gettin her ass ham in my face.

by The Logman October 16, 2006

ham twat

A vagina that is very large in size, like a christmas ham.

Yo dude, right before i fucked her, i saw her hairy ham twat.

by Random Ass Terrence May 31, 2005

Mandy Ham

Honestly, the sexiest girl alive. Guys want in her pants, girls want in her pants, shit - even Billy Graham wants in her pants! She's got a ba-donk-a-donk for real!! She's half German, so she has that foreign aspect going for her as well.

She has an amazing Ozzy Osbourne accent and can make anyone laugh with her witty jokes and off-the-wall sense of humor.

But most importantly, she can always get down to some Sir Mix-a-lot.

"Mmmm, Mandy Ham! Girrrlll yo booty moves perfeccc!"

by saggybaggy June 03, 2009

pink ham

another word for the female vagina, or the flap that is located below a woman which is normally called a vagina, but can also be called a pink ham, also known as a nutritional sort of breakfast or pussy, cunt, or spicy taco salad... don't forgot your hot sauce

"my sausage would graciously like to be inside your summer pink ham"

by master of the clit aka John L. September 05, 2009

clamping hams

During sex, the spreading of an ass cheek to get a deep thrust

That ass was so thic i was clamping hams to get in there

by Ham clamping jones April 25, 2017