pipe appointment

Booty call.

“When a girl wears a baggy shirt and Yeezy slides- pipe appointment.” “Like, the way girls dress sometimes when they’re going to the airport is the same way they dress for a pipe appointment.”

by anonymous May 27, 2023

Straight piping it

Farting with no underwear on. Nothing to filter the fart.

My uncle was straight piping it at Walmart and left a stain in his jeans.

by Gar Grim March 15, 2023

Pipe Clanger

noun. Slang for a particularly large bowel movement that makes audible pipe clanging noises when flushed.

I just took a massive pipe clanger upstairs that almost clogged the toilet.

by GeorgeWilliam October 25, 2020

Shaming the Pipe

Talking dirty to your penis while beating it like it owes you money.

My boss caught be "shaming the Pipe" in the bathroom. I called it a "Thorin Dickenshield, the adventurous dwarf"

by ZaphoddZero March 17, 2021

blow the pipe

euphamism for a blow job

Mighty fine
Shawty really blow the pipe (that's true)
Like a pro

by ThatSingerOneOhTwo July 27, 2022

pipe off

When two plumbers are competing for one job so instead of a stand off they have a pipe off where they beat eachother with pipes.

Look at those two plumbers having a pipe off!

by w.shakespeare(original) August 19, 2022

piped that ass

Delivering anal sex with a large penis over a prolonged period of time. The act of laying pipe, lots of it.

Jay: Man, I piped that ass for 2 hours… now my girl won’t ever give up that ass again.

by Cupofschnibbide September 2, 2022