Tuesday after lunch

When it's ready, eventually.

We have always said that the kite would be released on a Tuesday after lunch - Andy Wardley

by Kelly Down December 4, 2012

tuesdays

every Tuesday is show of your bestfriend(s) day :)

Person 1: *posts picture of bestfriend on story*
Person 2: aweee what was this for ?
Person 1: it’s Tuesdays ! It was time to show u off to everyone that ur my bestfriend :)

by littlemac_3 October 12, 2021

Tuesday

Nothing special, or in particular, without reason. Tuesday is a day in the week where nothing really happens and to which no particular meaning is tied. When someone does something bc it's a Tuesday, it means it doesn't really have a deeper meaning.

When asking why someone does something seemingly random, which they either do a lot or they themselves don't know why they're doing it;
"idk must be Tuesday"
"Because it's Tuesday I guess?"
"Well it's a Tuesday so..."
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by MariTea February 28, 2023

Tuesday effect

The effect of one being absent, from a place of usual attendance, for a long period of time. It is not imperative for the day to be a Tuesday, any day would have be of valid use.

-Hey why where you absent yesterday?
-You know I don't come on Wednesdays
-Right, the tuesday effect!

by Coni Ristansone December 18, 2019

Tuesday Ankle

Similar to a sprain but heals much faster so you can try things again on Wednesday.

Ouch! Watch my Tuesday Ankle Man!

by Soodohnimskie November 28, 2023

Stroopwafel Tuesday Tradition

Also known as Stroopwafel Tuesday, Stroopwafel Tuesday tradition is the Fëjland tradition and law that prohibits citizens of consuming food that is not Stroopwafel on tuesdays. This tradition originated to commemorate Trolldiers who were fed nothing but Stroopwafels in the Great Trolli War of 1872. People commemorate this loss by eating nothing but Stroopwafels on tuesdays. Breaking this rule can result in dire consequences with the Fëjland authorities.

My uncle was punished for eating an apple on Stroopwafel Tuesday Tradition

by Troll face Fëjland official. August 26, 2025

Tuesday

The day where the, October, 1992 Goliath bombing incident took place. 700 were left dead and 1,347 left injured. The Goliath bombing incident is not to be confused with the prior Goliath bombing. Known as the Ten Day Silence of 88' that took place in an Turkish embassy in Germany.

Man on Tuesday, I lost my ex-wife in the Goliath bombing. But hey no more alimony.

by herbus the 14th October 10, 2022