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joke necrophilia

engaging in the act of beating a long dead joke over and over in its grave
dude 1: deez nuts
dude 2: stop with the joke necrophilia
by areallycooldude June 27, 2021
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Habanero Joke

When something hilarious happens or said and it only becomes funny after a short delay of time.
-James laughs at something that happened 30 minutes ago-

James: You know how when you start laughing about something way after it already happened?

Bill: Like a habanero pepper, it's in the back of your throat and it's just starting to get hot now?

James: Yeah i just got a habanero joke right there.
by Spyridon June 30, 2018
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psick joke

Humor in such poor taste it is a symptom of psychosis.
Was she really aiming to get a laugh by mocking a gender-neutral, disabled person of indeterminate ethnicity, an age-challenged, vaccine-addled, undocumented person whose worldly belongings were spilling out of a shopping cart as they slowly tried to cross the street in front of her car while she leaned on the horn? It was by every standard worse than un-funny. It was deranged, a psick joke, but one she hoped would get her the gig she yearned for - hosting the 2025 White House Correspondents dinner.
by Monkey's Dad September 16, 2021
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stanner joke

The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.
That’s the worst dad joke I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as bad as a Stanner joke.

Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.
by grittyt February 18, 2018
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Fuckin JOKES

"On my mums life a bug just flew in my mouth"

"Fuckin JOKES!"
by _writer_ December 14, 2021
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Leahy Joke

A statement initially interpreted as a joke, but after some thinking, you also realize it is true and then you are sad.
The Leahy Joke got the best of him.
by bpb7695 April 10, 2019
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thats joke

When something someone has said is funny.
Thats joke bro
by Brandonb December 29, 2020
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