Fortnite

Boy don’t wear makeup

Bitches don’t play fortnite

Get over it we Ignore you for fortnite you ignore us for makeup 🖕

B don - you coming on fortnite

Tits- build up

by Chloe fancies Connor May 13, 2018

Fortnite

a game that fucking annoying ass pre teens who think they are cool play

fortnite kid: haha i just one pumped you your ass
me: *wanting to punch this kid and fucking hurt him*

by anonymous October 28, 2021

Fortnite

A game that toddlers think their gonna get a girlfriend off of.

Toddler 1: Yeah im gonna be the first one to get a girlfriend...
Toddler 2: How?

Toddler 1: By playing fortnite

Toddler 2: *punches toddler 1 in the face* For cod

by AdoptedGremlinQueen December 16, 2020

Fortnite

Fortnite is a battle royale game where 100 players fight against each other in player versus player combat to be the last one standing. It is a fast-paced, action-packed game, not unlike The Hunger Games, where strategic thinking is a must in order to survive.

We like Fortnite.

by ZenGaming1657 On YT August 16, 2022

Fortnite

A game that made me lose my house, family, kids, wife, and 50,000 v-bucks. I'm living on the streets with the 50 rare skins that I bought. Plz help *Crouch* *Uncrouch*

Person 1: Who are you?
Person2: A person who let Fortnite kick me ou-
Person 1: Ok bye.

by 100gamer456 November 12, 2019

Fortnite

A game that is well played over the whole freaking world and is taking over like crazy. Fortnite is a 100 player game where you jump of a bus and skydive to a place to gather loot. Once you are done looting, you have to move to the circle or if you are already in the circle, stay there. Also, watch out for people that want to kill you and so you have to kill them back. You can run solos, duos, and squads, and other game modes that epic games puts in the game. What makes this Battle Royale game unique is that it has the ability for you to build and that can help you when fighting players in he game. You can get wood, brick, and metal to help you build and the MAC material you can get is 999. So you have to be the last one standing and win the game. It also is a game where your girl leaves you because you are addicted to Fortnite! I recommend this game for sure.

Person 1: yo wanna run duos
Person 2: sure let me tell my girl that ima play with you because we were supposed to go to dinner

Player 1: aight bet
Player 2: yo I broke up with my girl
Player 1: why what happened
Player 2: fuck it let’s just run duos I’ll tell you later

Player 1: alright now that we won, tell me why you broke up
Player 2: because I fucking play fortnite too much that she hated me because I don’t give her a lot of attention
Player 1: hey man, bros before hoes so fuck let’s run again
Player 2: aight bet

by Aightbet_fortnite June 8, 2018

fortnite

A recently discovered type of abdominal cancer that by stage 2 hijacks the nervous system by attaching itself to the spine and releasing specific euphoric chemicals produced by cell degeneration. it's usually caused by prolonged exposure to what's called "digital aids" which describes stuff like tiktok, vine compilations, and a plethora of different "influencers". some symptoms of this type of cancer include:
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.

"fortnite is an epidemic that's threatening our continued existed"

by anonymous November 12, 2019