Father

The only man who will truely love you and cherish you forever and beyond

I love my father.

by Doglover1106 November 2, 2018

Father Grace

Where you start gambling and the house always wins, and you realise you messed up big time

'Damn Dogg , you're now a Father Grace'

by Hazzadoggle July 29, 2017

Father

Some random dude who put sperm in your mother and then if he finds out your mom is pregnant, might leave. Or if they’re just like “oh well this is my life now” they’ll stay and then act like they own you until you move out. If anyone owns you, it’s your mom. You stayed in her stomach for 9 months, left her, and then she tolerated all your shit. Honestly moms deserve more love.

Father: let’s do the nasty
Mom: okay

~a few weeks later ~
Mom: I’m pregnant

Father: fuck this shit

by The.saddest.boyo March 10, 2019

father nick

A big, bald, creepy man that likes to slap the heads of others until they go bald just like him because he is jealous of their hair. He isolates himself inside his church until unsuspecting victims fall into his trap were he slaps the shit out of their head until they are nothing but a cowering bald mess.

Yo my next door neighbor got slapped up by father nick

by Billybobbly man tits December 15, 2018

Father

Something I never had

I wish my friends weren't like my father

by scraptrash December 19, 2018

Fathering Adventures

A cult formed by a disgusting bloke called Darren Lewis in order for adults to fiddle with young kids

That guy was arrested for the interest in fathering adventures

by theos a fat dog August 9, 2018

Father’s Milk

Ranch dressing

These chicken tenders would taste a lot better if they were slathered in Father’s milk

by ItsEmbarrassing May 28, 2018