“I heard that Jessica chick is free tonight”
“Didn’t Noah slam her this morning?”
“Yea, well I need to laid”
“By her? She’s a total slam hog!”
“Didn’t Noah slam her this morning?”
“Yea, well I need to laid”
“By her? She’s a total slam hog!”
by Ligma knotz July 16, 2019
by choirgirl6 December 26, 2010
Group of questionable people who endure extreme cold and harsh conditions for thier own gratification.
by Marstom Carrandywest February 23, 2009
Any foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of quickly becoming drunk. That special brew you turn to only when you need to drink your miseries away.
I've had a really crappy day. My wife left me. I got fired. And they towed my car away. Barkeep give me a Hog On The Rocks
by The Captive Spirit August 24, 2010
by JennyBene August 13, 2011
Guys who love to Dives into the Women Snatch and Smell there Clitoris Odors, just to get a hard erections before sex..
by Fridayuman November 05, 2009
When blessing your poor worthless ass with oral sex, your lady-friend stops mid slurp, smears almond butter on your helmet, sticks 6 raisins to the tip, and proceeds to remove them by flicking her tongue out at the raisins while muttering "Ribit! Ribit!" in her best Kermit the Frog voice.
Teresa and Janet went Hog-Frogging last night after their weekly trip to the Hooters all you can drink wing buffet; by the end of the night they had consumed 14 boxes of raisins.
by DisembodiedFloatingHead March 05, 2019