Someone pisses you off, annoys you or is being a plain fucktard, Go Fuck yourself with a cactus
''I FUCKED YOUR MUM! ''Go fuck yourself with a cactus''
by madareklaw September 13, 2012
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go fuck yourself sideways

to tell someone to hurt themselves, very badly; a curse.
When the ginormous corporation's troll fires you, you can say "go fuck yourself sideways".
by Pinkie_Flamingo November 01, 2010
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a New Zealand expression used when someone thinks too highly of themselves compared to reality
you've got tickets on yourself don't you!
by hay.jenikke February 12, 2018
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National Kill Yourself Day

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.
Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.
by Julia Evergreen April 21, 2018
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Go Fuck Yourself Pie

Fictitious pie to be served to an individual who needs to go fuck his/herself.
Bill: You really made an ass of yourself today during your presentation to the new clients, Frank.

Frank: Hey, Bill, I've got a nice piece of Go Fuck Yourself Pie here for you. Eat up, fucker.
by bktscrambler October 05, 2009
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An expression that gently informs the listener that their company or commentary is not appreciated.

See also: fuck off and die
by C. S. June 27, 2005
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a term used to express the ultimate insult to a fucktard.
you are so stupid, why are you putting The Mentors in the T section?

you must have spilled some dumbass on yourself.
by Mickey Darling August 04, 2009
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