Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation

The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)

by Userlolz July 24, 2023

Peg-head

The fog like delirium often caused by too much pegging.

He can't remember what he ate for breakfast, what a peg-head

by Wilburt_Miriam August 17, 2024

In over my head

be involved in something that is beyond one's capacity to deal with.

"when I became a graduate student I knew at once I was in over my head"

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

Ranger Head

Getting head in a National Park

I was on the side of a mountain, on a scenic pass, gettin Ranger Head.

by #thatguy July 22, 2012

poopy head

a poopy head is someone who is extremely cunty

"omg mr Mac gave me detention for no reason"

"he's such a poopy head bro

by 2inchpplol November 29, 2022

google head

Anyone who swears by and ONLY uses google as the ONLY search engine/web browser in the universe!

I know plenty of people who’ve NEVER heard of safari, internet explorer, Yahoo, Bing, Edge, firefox! My sister is a big Google head!

by Redsonjaoriginal June 29, 2023

head with no screws

Crazy wackadoodle

I got a head with no screws in it!!!!!!!

by Fraulo Swallow July 6, 2023