Shaking My Balls (SMB)

When someone says something so ridiculous bringing about disbelief to the extent where people around have no other choice but to shake their head in an aggressive fashion such that the shaking trickles down to the balls.

Goddamn it Chad, I told you not to drink all of the fucking liquor while we're out there hunting on the dance floor...shaking my balls (SMB)

by King George III (Benny Hentai) March 23, 2020

cheese ball try hard

A pussy ass guy who tries hard to impress women by catering to them in very pansy ass way. This guy is usually a white knight who takes selfies with an effeminate look on his face possibly with puppies,elderly or children solely for attention . This is the guy who comments on girl's photos of whom he has no chance of sleeping with on social media things like "How are you so perfect" . This guy probably calls women bae and buys girls those giant Vermont teddy bears for Valentines day.

Look at that Cheese Ball Try Hard wearing a pink shirt trying to play the sensitive card with that girl listening to her talk about her boyfriend. He wants to sleep with her but he will be unsuccessful. What a limp wrist-ed Cheese Ball Try Hard.

by Jacob Hammil September 15, 2016

Blue Balls Back Rub

An extended, often elaborate array of male-on-female foreplay that fails to end in copulation. The common opening move is for the man to offer the woman a back rub, followed by a series of maneuvers that may or may not include a leg massage, teasing of the upper ass around the pantyline, a slight grazing of the sideboob, and as a last resort some aggressively handsy spooning. Crippling, fetal-position blue balls often results, remedied only by vigorous, albeit lonely and pathetic masturbation.

"You get some from the old lady last night?"

"Nope. Nothing but a blue balls back rub."

by Bart County Scrivener January 27, 2015

predator missile blue balls

When you think you hear a Predator Missile go off while play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and you sit there waiting to die.

Barake: I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.... When the hell is this predator missile going to hit? I'm getting blue balls waiting for this Predator Missile to hit.

....*plays for rest of game wondering if maybe it's just really late.*

(Predator missile blue balls... You know you get them also)

by SuhketxD August 15, 2011

Let my balls breath

When someone is giving you a hard time or is giving you a lot of work to do

Jenny that bitch is making me do a lot of things for her, can't she at least let my balls breath

by fruityfresh69420cringeattack October 12, 2017

alaskan beach ball party

Its when you go to the graveyard with a friend and dig up two corpses, you then fuck both or one of them and then you cut their heads off and play catch with them.

Friend 1: Hey man are you up for an Alaskan Beach Ball Party?
Friend 2: Sure thing, what the hell is it?
Friend 1: Its when you go to the graveyard with a friend and dig up two corpses, you then fuck both or one of them and then you cut their heads off and play catch with them.
Friend 2: OOOOOOOOOOO, Sounds fun!!

by Overusingthestapler April 19, 2014

Defrag my ball drive

Watching short snippets of good porn / hot tottie videos throughout the day in order to 'top up' or refill your ball sack in preparation for a 'Peter North' style session later that night

Been watching a few Jess Greenberg vids on YouTube today to defrag my ball drive. Gonna glaze the missus tonight !

by funkysi2006 September 5, 2014