poor man's lettuce

potato chips on a sandwich

"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."

"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"

by hodags1966 October 19, 2017

The Tallest Man on Earth

Is the moniker of Swedish folk singer/songwriter Kristian Matsson. The Tallest Man on Earth is awesome. He claims to have been born in Sweden but is likely to have been born on whatever planet Bob Dylan and Nick Drake hailed from.

As of 2010 he has 2 full length albums and 2 EPs.

What is the best song ever?

King of Spain by the Tallest Man on Earth

by Someone who is pretty tall November 18, 2010

Man Plate

A Napkin or paper towel that men eat off of when they don't want to dirty a dish.

Wife- What are you doing?

Husband- I didn't want to dirty a plate so I grabbed a man plate for my pizza.
Wife-8\

by SamSquanch21 November 26, 2009

man beard

The beard on a boy who is trying to be a man by growing facial hair but fails.

Yuck, that guy's man beard looks like pubic hair.

by shazam1234 November 5, 2009

Royal Man Child

Another name of Prince Andrew born of the queen of England is the Royal Man Child. Because of his privileged life is was unaware of right and wrong committed crimes in multiple countries he was dubbed the name Royal Man Child. The royal man child is brother to Prince Charles and The uncle of Prince William. Despite extensive travel and military service at an advanced age the Royal Man Child did not learn right from wrong.

The Royal Man Child is one of the members of the triad of trash a group including Jeffrey Epstein and G Maxwell. The Royal Man Child was put justice by Virginia Roberts Giuffre a survivor of his abuse.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine March 10, 2021

Cream of Man Soup

A term used in the place of jizz. It is the mixture of semen and sperm that comes out of a man's penis.

*Guy getting head*
Guy: God I'm about to cum in your mouth
Girl: Fuck yes. Let me taste that Cream of Man Soup

by Brian Poontang June 8, 2014

grown man love

(Similar to the concept of Grown Man Strength ) When an individual develops a passionate love for another individual that is far more intricate and powerful than the typical relationship stage. Grown Man Love is impossible to imitate or fake and therefore takes an exponential amount of emotional experience and passion to achieve. It is more than just saying, "I love you". Grown Man love involves wanting to spend as much time as possible with your significant other and realizing that they mean the world to you. Also, Grown Man Love is unlike the love you experience with your direct and extended family or even with your closest friends; it's a stronger brand of love that one cannot fully understand he/she experiences it.

"A and B's relationship is somethin', man. They're like, lovers AND best friends!"

"damn, that must be some Grown Man Love kinda shit."

by waaank September 8, 2011