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The Great Head Theory

The Great Head Theory argues that if you recieve amazing head the first time you have intecourse with a partner, you should not persue a relationship with that person. As they have too much experience from previous relationships/partners. Also who gives crasy head the first time they sleep with someone, except when they a hoe?
Furthermore, the theory concludes that, when finding a partner its critical to settle for mid head.
I was considering wifing this throat goat, however The Great Head Theory convinced me to settle for someone giving less sloppy topp.
by Dr.Sloppytopp June 4, 2024
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dope smokin hooter head

Someone who is actually dumb,crazy, and or cracked up. You would usually use this term is you’re disappointed in them or as an Insult. This could also mean to be funny thing to call your friends.
David just attacked the teacher,probably cause he’s a dope smokin hooter head.
by Dopesmokinhooterhead May 24, 2020
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Head-ass

She's so pretty like head-ass
by Ramos Wamelernota November 19, 2019
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garble head

a complete moronic mush mouth individual with no direction in his/her life.
Man that kid is a complete garble head mush mouth maniac.
by minc September 29, 2005
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Fuck Head

Synonym for fucking idiot. The conveyor of the phrase and owner is Luke Sherriffs.
by help me:( March 20, 2022
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took his head off

i think it means someone dead from there injured head
"I took his head off"
by linares September 8, 2025
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female d-head

basically a female with a d on her head. you know what I'm saying right?😏🍆
Kid: Hey Mum I saw a girl with a Female D-head on her head
Mum: 😳 Excuse me!? To your room now
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