A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.
"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."
"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."
"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
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Get the Break-Up Face mug.A condition where the natural position of the facial muscles gives the appearance of being aggitated, moody, or unapproachable at all times. All basic facial gestures can be confused with a wicked case of constipation including: smiling, frowning, and even exuberance. Unlike Bitchy Resting Face (BRF), PBF can happen in men or women and affects the facial features at all times. The only real cure for PBF is to lighten up and get over yourself.
Wow, I was going to buy that girl at the bar a drink, until she turned around and I saw she had Permanent Bitchy Face (PBF).
Mike used to roll his eyes and sigh during the staff meeting. After being confronted about it, now he just sits there with Permanent Bitchy Face (PBF).
Mike used to roll his eyes and sigh during the staff meeting. After being confronted about it, now he just sits there with Permanent Bitchy Face (PBF).
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Get the Shove your face in shut mug.Referring to music, if somebody tells you a song or artist “melts your face off” or “will melt your face off” this is generally thought of as a good thing. To melt one’s face off is to completely blow them away or overwhelm them with the intensity or energy of the music being played.
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Get the whore face cock master mug.As coined by Jack-O from the BS Report on 6/24/09:
"... we were on a new york subway once, and everybody on the train just looked so bummed out, you're living in this enormous city, you're riding this subway, you've just worked all day, you don't want to make any eye contact with anyone else on the subway because there is a 95% chance they're insane or a criminal. So you just sit there with this slumped look and a 1000 yard stare."
"... we were on a new york subway once, and everybody on the train just looked so bummed out, you're living in this enormous city, you're riding this subway, you've just worked all day, you don't want to make any eye contact with anyone else on the subway because there is a 95% chance they're insane or a criminal. So you just sit there with this slumped look and a 1000 yard stare."
When someone just looks beaten down by a girl friend or a wife or life, look at the "new york subway face".
by new york loves bs June 25, 2009
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