Break-Up Face

The face in which you look as if your girlfriend broke up with you. A sad yet funny face.

Dude, did you see Josh's Break-up Face when he hit an old bitch with his car?

by Skate2daMusic July 24, 2009

Face Reveal Syndrome

Occurs when one who wishes to remain faceless on the internet shares their face with a single online friend, and then wants to continue sharing their face on the internet, despite wanting to be faceless.

John: *reveals his face to an online friend*

Also John: *starts showing his face more online*

John has Face Reveal Syndrome.

by SilvrNightingale May 14, 2021

Melt Your Face Off

Referring to music, if somebody tells you a song or artist “melts your face off” or “will melt your face off” this is generally thought of as a good thing. To melt one’s face off is to completely blow them away or overwhelm them with the intensity or energy of the music being played.

“Hey man! Come see my band’s show on Saturday! Shits gonna melt your face off!

by SexHaver212 December 18, 2021

Permanent Bitchy Face (PBF)

A condition where the natural position of the facial muscles gives the appearance of being aggitated, moody, or unapproachable at all times. All basic facial gestures can be confused with a wicked case of constipation including: smiling, frowning, and even exuberance. Unlike Bitchy Resting Face (BRF), PBF can happen in men or women and affects the facial features at all times. The only real cure for PBF is to lighten up and get over yourself.

Wow, I was going to buy that girl at the bar a drink, until she turned around and I saw she had Permanent Bitchy Face (PBF).

Mike used to roll his eyes and sigh during the staff meeting. After being confronted about it, now he just sits there with Permanent Bitchy Face (PBF).

by kdizzle84 December 31, 2013

Shove your face in shut

Dress up your wife in cheap knockoffs and make her post with fish.

If you marry a loser, he’ll shove your face in shut

by Evil Inclination March 5, 2022

whore face cock master

a whore who is a mater of all cocks and or wieners

sally is a whore face cock master for stealing my boyfriend.

by Robert Micheal Terry November 20, 2007

new york subway face

As coined by Jack-O from the BS Report on 6/24/09:

"... we were on a new york subway once, and everybody on the train just looked so bummed out, you're living in this enormous city, you're riding this subway, you've just worked all day, you don't want to make any eye contact with anyone else on the subway because there is a 95% chance they're insane or a criminal. So you just sit there with this slumped look and a 1000 yard stare."

When someone just looks beaten down by a girl friend or a wife or life, look at the "new york subway face".

by new york loves bs June 25, 2009