Fist Babies

Noun. The product of male masterbation.

After going through the Swimsuit Edition, I had to make a few fist babies to calm myself.

by TheMando2023 April 14, 2023

You better hide your baby oil

Remember the scene from fast and the furious

Hym "Did The Rock have a relationship with Diddy!? Remember when Tyrese had that line in fast and the furious 'You better hide your baby oil' and The Rock is like 'You better hide that big ass forehead?' What does Tyrese know? Find him! Ask him! He knows the truth!"

by Hym Iam November 30, 2024

tar baby

An individual who cannot play the guitar.

"Hey did you like that band's new song"

"Nah man the lead guitarist is a tar baby"

by metalman June 14, 2022

Baby powder

Baby powder is blended up dry milk that turns your baby blue and stink of gin. My friend Kelly always uses it on her legs because they are crusty and she wants to be scaled.

You have moist legs try our new product baby powder to make you less moist

by Unknownrandn December 22, 2019

baby mamma dramma

Unnecessary and immature antics done by a woman to make life difficult and/or unbearable for the father(s) of her child(ren). They are normally done out of spite or jealousy that the father is no longer with her, or is with another woman.

Baby mamma dramma reared its ugly head again when she kept me from seeing my son for Christmas.

by make it plain April 3, 2016

boba baby

a monkey will really beady eyes that would look better dead

insult :
person 1: that mf looks like he was bred from 2 boba babies

person 2 : facts

general use

person 1: did you see that boba baby at the zoo?
person 2: yeah i wish i could’ve just tossed it in a jet engine

by SeanSprout October 26, 2022

practicing to be a baby daddy

euphemism for male masturbation

Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.

A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."

by daisha August 17, 2010