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You just gave me cancer

The phrase you tell to a person when something about what they did or said tortured the very fiber of your being to such an extent that you felt like you just got cancer, but wanted to bring that fact to light in a chill, joking, almost passive-aggressive fashion.
Friend: I think I'm going to buy a scooter. I spend too much time walking and it would make me more productive.
Me: Cool bro, there's just one problem... You just gave me cancer.
by That-Just-Gave-Me-Cancer September 9, 2019
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suck me dick u bitch

when ur fucking as high as fuck, and u want ur dick sucked by ur girlfriend
by supbitches666 September 19, 2019
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Don't wipe your ass with me!

A response to someone who likes to insult or belittle you once there is a crowd to entertain. Usually it is the social arsonist that is the antagonist and this is a perfect, appropriate response.
ANTAGONIST -"What have you been doing all day? Walking around doing nothing? Have you fixed anything? "

RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"
by Horse head April 17, 2017
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fuck me daddy oh yeah

fuck me daddy,oh yeah fuck me is normaly used juring sex due to the male/female who are injoying thierselfs
fuck me daddy oh yeah would be used as a way to show you are injoying yourself
by alright fuck u then April 27, 2021
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my mom does not love me

Ha u lonely.
Hey mom do u love me
No
my mom does not love me
by Khaleel_Light May 6, 2021
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Call me when you want

A lyric of the song named:Montero by Lil nas X

When someone says this sentence, most people continue the lyrics.
Y/n:CALL ME WHEN YOU WANT
Random person :CALL ME WHEN YOU NEED
by MitiOwner May 8, 2021
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come on fuck me emo boy

TW!! (yes this is me actually venting!):So one time i was on discord and I was making memes and somehow some mf just came in, screamed COME ON FUCK ME EMO BOY and sent illegal images.
by Yourskoliosexualqueen December 9, 2021
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