Vehicular Munchausen syndrome by proxy (VMSP) is an automotive disorder in which an automobile owner repeatedly makes appointments for car trouble (such as strange noises, ignition problems) which then refuse to occur when at the repair shop for diagnosis.
"They brought their Saturn in again for that 'grinding noise.'"
"You can always tell when a couple like that is having troubles — it's totally Vehicular Munchausen syndrome by proxy ."
"You can always tell when a couple like that is having troubles — it's totally Vehicular Munchausen syndrome by proxy ."
by Nigel Gannet February 5, 2018
Get the Vehicular Munchausen syndrome by proxymug. Guy 1 at party: Hey I heard Betty was going to be here! Have you seen her yet, I can't wait to meet her! She's so cray !
Guy 2 at party: Dude, she's been here all night. She's that sad looking girl sitting alone in the corner.
Guy 1 at party: What?! I thought she'd be dancing on a table by now from all her awesome FB and IG posts!
Guy 2 at party: Yeah, you'd think but she has a classic case of social media syndrome (SMS).
Guy 2 at party: Dude, she's been here all night. She's that sad looking girl sitting alone in the corner.
Guy 1 at party: What?! I thought she'd be dancing on a table by now from all her awesome FB and IG posts!
Guy 2 at party: Yeah, you'd think but she has a classic case of social media syndrome (SMS).
by shiverjc October 6, 2013
Get the Social Media Syndrome (SMS)mug. A state (usually drunken) when you run out of adjectives in the middle of a conversation and settle for the easiest ones such as "nice", "good, "bad", etc!
Dude, I got so high yesterday I even came down with the Adjective Deficiency Syndrome (ADS)! Everything I spoke about was just "nice" or "bad"!
I always told my teacher that it's not that I'm lazy to write essays, I just have Adjective Defficiency Syndrome (ADS) - this is why my adjectives sucked but she was not supportive!
I always told my teacher that it's not that I'm lazy to write essays, I just have Adjective Defficiency Syndrome (ADS) - this is why my adjectives sucked but she was not supportive!
by Boyfie January 13, 2013
Get the Adjective Deficiency Syndrome (ADS)mug. An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.
by SevenCorn January 25, 2021
Get the Automatic Head Removal Syndromemug. The feeling that you have to act as this incredible person to you're friends and that you always want to go out and do things, but in actuality its just the image they have painted of you . They expect when you're not with them you're still out late drinking, partying and trying to get laid, but you're actually just trying you're best to live day to day and someone they wouldn't know.
"Hey did you hear about jerry"
"No what?"
"He's not like us at all"
"He's being giving us Fantastic Mr Fox Syndrome?"
"Yep"
"No what?"
"He's not like us at all"
"He's being giving us Fantastic Mr Fox Syndrome?"
"Yep"
by Gonkaholic June 19, 2023
Get the Fantastic Mr Fox Syndromemug. A medically diagnosed illness that prevents a Fox News viewer from viewing any content other than Fox News. The afflicted viewer generally and contemporaneously suffers from morbid obesity, cable TV subscription, insomnia, Viagra abuse, hyper-phobic racial guilt, and/or sociopathy.
I stopped by parents' place in Pennsyltucky the other day and dude, me pops has Fox News derangement syndrome so bad. My brother's 4 kids and 2 baby mamas tried to jump into my car.
by JohnnyRy June 2, 2021
Get the Fox News derangement syndromemug. A word discribing a person who has just gotten their yellow belt and is cocky as hell about it.
These people think that they are now in the big leagues in fighting and proably watch more movies than actually train martial arts.
These people also think they can take everyone including but not limited too professional fighters, High experience black belts, and every single person they meet.
These people do not just talk about being a yellow belt, they make it their entire personaility.
CURES:
hit them hard enough that they cannot deny their skill lever
These people think that they are now in the big leagues in fighting and proably watch more movies than actually train martial arts.
These people also think they can take everyone including but not limited too professional fighters, High experience black belts, and every single person they meet.
These people do not just talk about being a yellow belt, they make it their entire personaility.
CURES:
hit them hard enough that they cannot deny their skill lever
Guy 1: "Man that was a great fight Mike Tyson is super strong"
Yellow belt: "he wasnt that powerful i bet i could take him because i am a yellow belt after all"
Guy 1: "Dude shut up, do you have Cocky Yellow belt Syndrome?!"
Yellow belt: "he wasnt that powerful i bet i could take him because i am a yellow belt after all"
Guy 1: "Dude shut up, do you have Cocky Yellow belt Syndrome?!"
by Hazel-The-Gr8 May 18, 2022
Get the Cocky Yellow belt Syndromemug.