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Butt on Moon

This is a theoretical sex position in which one person is clenching the handle end of a wooden spoon inside their butt and lowers the bowl end of the spoon towards another persons butt (the moon) until it lands on the butt. The bowl end of the spoon is then inserted into the butthole until both of the butts touch.

This is a reference to the 1980's British Children's TV Series "Button Moon".
"Did you hear that Sapphora did Butt on Moon with Hup and the spoon broke in half?"
"I don't believe it, Butt on Moon is strictly theoretical"
by goldencherry10 August 24, 2025
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Butt Breather

A person who still smokes in 2025

The term draws from the 2025 “butt breathing” (enteral ventilation) human trials, where scientists tested delivering oxygen through the rectum to patients whose lungs could no longer function properly.
“Quit hacking up a lung, you butt breather.”
“Don’t queue up yet, the butt breather needs his smoke break.”
“Even with all the new research and treatments out there, he’s still a butt breather.”
“She says she’s quitting next week — classic butt breather line.”
by 219cry0 October 23, 2025
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cold butt

a person better known as:


jj
joelle
harry always calls joelle cold butt bc when he indirectly touched her butt from her chair it was cold.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Butt Jousting

It's been a fortnight since the young squire took part in the towns butt jousting tournament.
by Trevorisclever July 1, 2016
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Bubble butt

A but made out of juicy bubbles appeared

Also when someone has butt surgery
Look she has a bubble butt
by Tsukamoto January 27, 2022
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Butt Nugget

When you or someone you know called Aaron gets norovirus from a food establishment due to improper hygiene whilst handling food.
Aaron totally got the noro from Chik-Fil-A. They be servin butt nuggets bro.
by M.Sich November 15, 2023
mugGet the Butt Nuggetmug.

Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
by Esckabar February 4, 2021
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