glad bag

A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.

"I burst her glad bag" -

"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-

by defined-ignition April 7, 2022

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Can mean lots of different things in the 'hood, depending on context. Generally speaking, it means to gain access to something that was previously off limits to you. Here are two examples:

1. to steal something, i.e. acquire something illegally
2. to acquire access to a female's contact information, and ultimately have sex with her

1. Bruh, I just bagged me a PS5 - some lick left his whip unlocked!
2. I just bagged that ho's digits, gonna git with her later tonight!

by GoGovs February 15, 2024

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Douche bag

1. A tool for vaginal cleaning and hygiene
2. A slang word for an ignorant, arrogant, impolite or selfish person

Thomas Edison is a Douche bag

by benjaplop December 18, 2012

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In your feelings.
Upset.
Sad.
Mad.
Basically negative feelings.

Example: Shellys boyfriend broke up with her and she is at home moping and sad her best friend comes over and says,"Girl get out your bag you'll get over him"

by _.Iza._ September 24, 2018

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