A way to insult someone when you don't have time to properly insult them. It also can be used when you are at a loss for what to call someone.
by Minecraft 4 ever!!! March 25, 2013
Get the Jack-Buttmug. When you don’t wipe very well after number 2 and you leave residue behind. When spreading your cheeks it releases the sound that of Velcro due to the pasted poop around your anus.
Guy 1: hey dude check this out
spreads ass cheeks
Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!
Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.
spreads ass cheeks
Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!
Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.
by Crunch my cookie June 3, 2024
Get the Velcro Buttmug. ANALINGUS and RECTALINGUS.
On the YEAR OF THE CAT I heard this CAT BUTT RUT LAPPER really went to TOWN and got into some DEEP SHIT STEW eventually as some indiscriminately.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 2, 2021
Get the CAT BUTT RUT LAPPERmug. By his second term on campus, Ashley was already known along fraternity row as a notorious butt-slut.
by Toni Daring May 3, 2022
Get the butt-slutmug. first off we need to start out with what is known as the Appalachian brand but it's an Appalachian aborigine from that waitress that is here is a butt nugget from the butt of that Appalachian and color in nature is Go bomb the green
by Honkyclanoftheapplacianbrand November 2, 2023
Get the Goat vomit green butt nuggetmug. by BillmfvNilli August 26, 2022
Get the butt fuckin bullshitmug. 