Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you

"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"

by Runaroundsioux July 4, 2024

That one teacher

the teacher that is unreasonable about their assignments to where it pushes all students into a deep depression to the point of considering suicide

yea... so I have that one teacher if you know what I mean... You should feel bad for me.

by nick_gerd_(silent d) April 7, 2021

one shot

a black man who drinks fortnite shields and cant die ''says your teamate'' and he has infinite health

that bitchass is ''one shot'' (although they didnt hit him) :(

by Exozs March 27, 2022

Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.

"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis

by The Taint Tickler 69420 May 9, 2021

One-way

A person or thing that only goes around in one direction. A one-way person is someone will get things but wont give things to other people

Stop being one-way

by Plep501 May 22, 2018

one direction

THE BEST FUCKING BOY BAND IN THE FUCKING WORLD WITH HARRY STYLES,LOUIS TOMLINSON,LIAM PAYNE,NIALL HORAN AND ZAYN MALIK.

person1:do you know one direction?

person2:ONE DIRECTION YOU MEAN THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD?

person1:lol no

person2:(has a knife)what did you just say

by i love big red bus May 21, 2021

cut one from the herd

Often falling from ones rear. Much like droppin the Cosby's off at the pool.

I cut one from the heard better stay awayfrom there for a while.

by Bobby Joe April 9, 2004