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Flopping like a crappie

If I start "Flopping like a crappie" after eating this, you'll know why.
by Jacjoa September 15, 2020
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I like swords

1. A reference to Nuklear Power's web comic 8 Bit Theater where the Fighter repeats the phrase to the Guard, who can only reply "Welcome to Cornelia." Used to show automatic responses in nerdy groups and express disinterest in the topic.

2. Way of saying you prefer penis to pussy
Guy 1: Want to hear about my surgery?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Well it went great.
Guy 2: I like swords
Guy 1: *continues to go on
Guy 2: *Every few minutes I like swords

Girl: Who are you here with tonight?
Gay guy: I like swords
by Tweedle_the_Bard January 17, 2020
mugGet the I like swordsmug.

On it like a boner

I will get the task completed like my life depends on it.

Something you are desperate to get to, to experience or to complete.
Boss: I need that report, Dhiraj

Dhiraj: I'm on it like a boner
by tapiocajoe May 20, 2024
mugGet the On it like a bonermug.

This is just like 1984!

A neologism where someone ironically/apolitically compares a situation to George Orwell's dystopian novel "1984" or an intentionally irrelevant/made-up piece of media, in order to mock people who compare modern-day censorship to the novel.
Gamer: Hey dude, do wanna play some video games?
Nerd: But, we have an exam tomorrow.
Gamer: Fuck! This is just like 1984!
Nerd: What you've just said is debatable! Just like when you think we live in a society!
by Karma will get you! April 23, 2022
mugGet the This is just like 1984!mug.

Hung like a joey

Has the perfect size penise , not to small not to big and curves just a little in the right way!
by Shelaced March 2, 2019
mugGet the Hung like a joeymug.

Like a dog in't wind

I'm like a dog in't wind...
by danmk6 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Like a dog in't windmug.

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