Dying to go

Needing to go to the toilet right now, insomuch that it is a life or death situation
"Mum, are we there yet? I'm dying to go!"
"Not far honey. We should probably buy a Happy Meal or something so we don't get into trouble."
by Space Quest January 7, 2017
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Lets-a go

Super Mario´s most famous prhase.
LETS-A GO!
by Smart Imposter February 18, 2021
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Going up the down stairs

1) Having messed up so bad that one has done the exact opposite thing one was trying to do
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up
“The calming medicine has only made the ape more angry!” hollered the scientist. “We’ve gone up the down stairs!”

The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.

Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.
by Shocken 2 July 30, 2022
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go back to your cave

a phrase meaning "shut up and don't talk to me right now"
a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I need to nigger at finding a better paying job

Carl: I am on it like a car bonnet but please go back to your cave. I am working on it.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2012
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go sound yourself

the act of inserting a foreign object up ones own pee hole: Usually by use of a sounding bar.
go sound yourself with a cactus.
by Lordmuffin93 March 18, 2025
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Chicago way of saying “ tell her to go suck a dick
Tais said : “Bart tell her to go brush her teeth.”
by Jurgei June 5, 2023
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The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024
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