"Mum, are we there yet? I'm dying to go!"
"Not far honey. We should probably buy a Happy Meal or something so we don't get into trouble."
"Not far honey. We should probably buy a Happy Meal or something so we don't get into trouble."
by Space Quest January 7, 2017

1) Having messed up so bad that one has done the exact opposite thing one was trying to do
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up
“The calming medicine has only made the ape more angry!” hollered the scientist. “We’ve gone up the down stairs!”
The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.
Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.
The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.
Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.
by Shocken 2 July 30, 2022

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I need to nigger at finding a better paying job
Carl: I am on it like a car bonnet but please go back to your cave. I am working on it.
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I need to nigger at finding a better paying job
Carl: I am on it like a car bonnet but please go back to your cave. I am working on it.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2012

by Lordmuffin93 March 18, 2025

by Jurgei June 5, 2023

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes
You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024
