by Fifi December 23, 2004
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We all know at the end of the day, you can't polish a turd.
Enough said...
We all know at the end of the day, you can't polish a turd.
Enough said...
you can't polish a turd
by familyguyfanclub October 12, 2010
Get the you can't polish a turd mug.To retain some relative cognitive abilities and coordination while those who attempt to keep up end up on the floor. Preferably underneath the table you are sitting at.
You US military boys think you know what alcohol tolerance is. University students would drink you under the table.
by gammaradiation June 18, 2011
Get the Drink you under the table mug.16 will get you 20 is actually a fallacy, based on the rules for pornography in the United States. While it is true that a minor (under 18) may not appear nude in any form of media, there is no federal law mandating a legal age of consent. The age of consent is defined by the state government, not the federal one.
The most common age of consent in the United States is 16; however some states have 17 or 18 as the legal age of consent. It is however a federal crime to cross state lines with a minor in order to have sex legally; you cannot take your 16 year old girlfriend from NY to New Hampshire just to have sex.
Most states also have a close in age exemption of around four years, where teens aged 14+ may have intercourse with others within four years of their own age. Numbers vary state to state, some being 16+, and some with 3 or 5 years; and not every state has such rules.
The most common age of consent in the United States is 16; however some states have 17 or 18 as the legal age of consent. It is however a federal crime to cross state lines with a minor in order to have sex legally; you cannot take your 16 year old girlfriend from NY to New Hampshire just to have sex.
Most states also have a close in age exemption of around four years, where teens aged 14+ may have intercourse with others within four years of their own age. Numbers vary state to state, some being 16+, and some with 3 or 5 years; and not every state has such rules.
Dude 1: Man, your gf is total jailbait; you better watch it or you'll wind up in the pen. 16 will get you 20!
Dude 2: We live in Indiana, dumbass. Legal age of consent is 16.
Dude 2: We live in Indiana, dumbass. Legal age of consent is 16.
by FreeLunch August 23, 2009
Get the 16 will get you 20 mug.Has no real meaning other than a synonym for ROFL. It happens to be catchy, rhyming, and also somewhat homosexual.
You rofl my waffle! Tee-hee!
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