by SquarkyMarky August 8, 2025

a person who resides in canton and has a little rat for a dog named Blueberry and who had red hair and is an absolute simp. smh
ben: let's all go drink some beers tonight
john: hell yeah, uber send it! wheres will?
andrew: hes being an absolute fagget head. says he has to go visit JMU for the 10th straight weekend
jake, jerry, and the boys collectively: simmppyyyyyy!
john: hell yeah, uber send it! wheres will?
andrew: hes being an absolute fagget head. says he has to go visit JMU for the 10th straight weekend
jake, jerry, and the boys collectively: simmppyyyyyy!
by NoSimpNation October 22, 2020

fcking crackheads who want to ban social media and smartphones for kids in Australia or some sht. Their political views are downright unrealistic and those twts even compare social media to child labour. No one with a grown brain agrees with them.
Abbey: "Whats your snap?"
Summer: "Ah shit my parents wont let me have that."
Abbey: "Why?"
Summer: "They are part of the Heads Up Alliance. They want JB HIFI to need ID"
Abbey: *yells* "MOM GET THE GUN"
Summer: "Ah shit my parents wont let me have that."
Abbey: "Why?"
Summer: "They are part of the Heads Up Alliance. They want JB HIFI to need ID"
Abbey: *yells* "MOM GET THE GUN"
by iDontTrustYou August 1, 2024

by haha July 1, 2004

Also known as the hydra or the double-headed dragon, this involves pooping your guts out and puking your guts out simultaneously. I.e., the fire coming out of two sides at once 😥
Bro: Dude I just got food poisoning and last night I experienced a twin-headed dragon
Bro 2: I hope you had a garbage can... Or a good shower and a change of clothes....
Bro 2: I hope you had a garbage can... Or a good shower and a change of clothes....
by Jawn stawkton September 13, 2020

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
