Whistle Shitting

The act of whistling while taking a shit. Usually used to calm ones-self after eating too much Chipotle. Can also be used to freak out man in stall next to you.

Man: *whistle* whistle* oh god damn it Chipotle! *SHART!* *whistle*.... ahhh much better!

Usher: God Damn! that's the best Whistle Shitting I've ever heard! Yo wanna contract?!

by zmez October 18, 2011

shit-stunned

The feeling of being surprised by something so shocking that it feels like you shit your pants - but you really didn't.

ex: Man, I was so shit-stunned that I won the lottery!

by Party Tony October 22, 2011

Shit Whiff

SHIT WHIFF - The intense smell of SHIT as you pick or scratch your nose after getting Nail Fudge

Following a trip to the toilet where you unknowingly gain some "Nail Fudge" and before realising it you pick your nose and receive a SHIT WHIFF

by ikika October 26, 2011

Shit Spectre

When there's something strange going on in your butt, Who you gonna call? New Jersey Institute of paranormal proctology. Ie. theres a ghost in your ass!

Was your butt just howling?
No, Its haunted by a shit spectre.

by uncle lester November 4, 2011

Shotgun Shit

The act of blasting soft brown balls of shit out of your ass in a fashion that closely resembles smelly buckshot. This is typically done in either a public or a private restroom.

Dude. Taco Bell gave me the shotgun shits so bad, I had to call the plumber and priest.

by Drewbidoo July 22, 2021

Piece of shit

The Solid Nuke

All he does is hang out at the blueline. Does that piece of shit ever play defense?

by PD21 July 7, 2021

shit cutter

someone who toots a lot, or smells

or someone who has to cut shit because its to big

OMG! WHO CUT THE SHIT THIS TIME!? | you smell like a shit cutters knife

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 July 11, 2021