black baby twerk

muffled crying whilst a small child of african ancestry twerks

you can catch me watching the black baby twerk whenever i’m seriously bored

by shermboy16 August 21, 2023

reverse black widow

When you finish having sex and cum inside, instead of buying plan B or dealing with the consequences, you kill her. Just like the spider, but the male kills the female.

Bro 1: I came inside her last night
Bro 2: damn bro, better get plan b
Bro 1: nah bro, reverse black widowed that ho
Bro 2: nice

by ThePJeezy November 7, 2018

Black Santa Claus

Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.

Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.

by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

black girl thick

Certainly not something thin, or lacking in thickness whatsoever. Comparative to the physical solidness of a black woman.

Yo, tonight was a slow night at work, the type that makes me crave a THICK joint. No not some average thick, I’m talkin black girl thick homie. Smoke up somethin righteous and smooth at the same time.

by WeKnow_1234 September 18, 2023

Black and Gay

An universal, reality-warping, ominipotent being.

Its the son of Gay God and some black cosmic entity.

Can't be touched or harmed by any means.

Manager : Dammit, im tired of Chaz incompetence, its his third slip just this week. I swear this time i will fire him for good.

Coworker1: "Dude, don't do it, he's black and gay. Just a lawsuit is what he needs to bankrupt this company. Then WE will lose our jewbs."

Manager: "Holy crap, you're right!"

by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023

Black People Futures

E mini and E micro futures created by the CME as a way to trade / hedge against black people on the futures exchange

ticker for december 2024: nigz2024 - mnigz2024

bro i just fullported some black people futures

by Spankythemonky November 21, 2024