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Stressed Off

The feeling of being both stressed, and pissed off at the situation at hand.
1) This bitch is really stressing me off.

2) "Mom's looking kind of rough.." - "Yeah, she had a long day. She's stressed off".
by Timmy Timsters February 8, 2022
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Jack off revenge

Jack off revenge: Turn your head to the side then jack off because you dont want to look at your girl.
I couldnt stand looking at my girl in my side bed because she doesnt want to fuck me. So i pulled a jack off revenge. I jacked off looking the other way so i dont have to see her and superman her.
by Lalake tt August 20, 2018
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A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024
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bitch fuck off

when you tell a female to fuck herself
by Teddy Ampagoomian August 9, 2023
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Flying suck off my ass

When one gay male wants to have his Anus stimulated by another male.
Adam said " Trent take a flying suck off my ass"
by the badass of all badass. October 2, 2016
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gone off garlic

When you leave a garlic in the fridge for too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off garlic smells like mint.
by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023
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