armstrong-like

define a cat or another domestic pet whose mass is greater than the mass of a black hole

your cat is very fat, armstrong-like even.

by spcrro October 7, 2025

National, tell your crush you like them day.

On the 7th of May, you have to tell your crush you like them. They might say yes. Plus the worst they can say is no, and rejection is a great way to learn that you don't need a goth gf. Or anyone who is toxic or just a bad person you deserve better. If they say no its okay. There's more fish in the sea.

*male one, walks up to girl* did you hear that John got rejected by Bethany. On National, tell your crush you like them day.*woman* on my god really. Well I guess that's nice of her not to be an ass about it since John is pretty sensitive. *male* also i like you. *woman* reallyyyyyy! On my gosh! *gives really cute eye stare* I like you to! Your such a great friend to have. Oh can I tell you about this boy I like? He works at a cat cafe. *male. Really disappointed, thinking well i told her and im friend zoned. That's okay I guess..... gives forced smile* oh really go on.

by Itsamebobvy October 13, 2025

Maze-like streets

1. Used to refer to the Maze-like streets of 1880's Whitechapel.
2. Brightonian slang for history class.

Teacher: "What was one feature of the environment of Whitechapel in the 1880's?"
Student: "The Maze-like streets."

by firemelon2 October 16, 2025

Flopping like a fish

When you (male) flop your dick like a fish that beached itself.

This is the third time you’ve been flopping like a fish, John. It’s getting old!

by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by FirstLetter72 October 19, 2025

Playing a man like a trumpet

It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip

“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”

“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”

“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”

by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025

Samurai Slice That Like Button

This term is used by the popular internet sensation "CoryxKenshin", he uses this term at the end of beginning of his videos as a reminder for his viewers to like the video, he says "Samurai Slice" as samurai are the icon of his channel, hence the name "Kenshin" as a reference to the anime samurai "Ruroni Kenshin".

CoryxKenshin: Don't forget to samurai Slice that like button
Person 1: I almost forgot! (No one really says this I think)

by Skibididoiled October 21, 2025