by Dink killer August 22, 2020
Get the I like the hustle mug.the statement (nut in yo bish like water) meaning that you just fucked your friends girlfriend a busted a nut in her.
by splash on ya bish like water February 15, 2017
Get the nut in yo bish like water mug.I'm like a dog in't wind...
by danmk6 November 23, 2021
Get the Like a dog in't wind mug.When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.
(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)
Dude: "Please don't kill me!"
Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"
Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"
(dude starts peeing like a baby)
Dude: "Please don't kill me!"
Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"
Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"
(dude starts peeing like a baby)
by joe995 July 18, 2023
Get the Peeing like a baby mug.A certain type of homosexuality where the victim often confuses there friends with there significant other. They may plead ignorance and deny ever being attracted to you, but deep down they are gay. (Or just acting like a bitch) often times the beta of a male friend will be influenced by girls to act more feminine and impose there feminism on the male friend group. Often associated with female tendencies and obsessive dick riding
Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”
Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”
by Sigggmaaamaleee January 20, 2022
Get the Acting like jonothon mug.The single worst sentence one can utter. Other than all racial slurs in a row. If you've seen or heard anyone in the act of saying this sentence, please pull out a gun and shoot them then and there
Some kid: ya like amongus?
Me, turning around: the fuck you just say
Some kid: sussy amongus
Me: pulls out gun
Some kid: It was just a joke man! Come on,
Me: shoots him dead on the spot
Me, turning around: the fuck you just say
Some kid: sussy amongus
Me: pulls out gun
Some kid: It was just a joke man! Come on,
Me: shoots him dead on the spot
by TamChanUwU November 2, 2021
Get the Ya like amongus? mug.A phrase used to jokily articulate or emphasize something you said, which was most definitely not said, ever, by a poet.
Friends talking:
Friend 1: "yeah dude, it's gonna be fkn LIT, like the poet said
Friend 2: "what poet said that?"
Friend 1: "common dude, it's a saying"
Both of them then burst out in joyful laughter
Friend 1: "yeah dude, it's gonna be fkn LIT, like the poet said
Friend 2: "what poet said that?"
Friend 1: "common dude, it's a saying"
Both of them then burst out in joyful laughter
by Lillekuriboi June 6, 2018
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