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grab-bag baby

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.
25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".
by karma k December 20, 2012
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Just Pack Your Bags Bro

Most preferably used when someone has ruined their social reputation beyond recovery. Can be used an alternative to "you're cooked"
"I told the huzz that she reminds me of Kefla from Dragon Ball"
" You know what? Just pack your bags bro. you're done"
by isnt.that.useful April 1, 2025
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I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
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as dumb as a bag of stammerers

More accurate version of "as dumb as a bag of hammers".

Used for academic wokists who have majors in English Literature.
She wants to ban Shakespeare because she's as dumb as a bag of stammerers.
by Pasajero DT June 27, 2022
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Spice bag

A spice bag is poutine, but with ingredients from Chinese takeout. This dish is popular in some parts of Toronto.
by LizardInACan July 4, 2023
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Cheese bags

How’s it going cheese bags
by English department Ben April 25, 2021
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bag

bag means coke or having a bag of coke on you. Size does not factor when you say bag. You could have .1 or 3.5gs. You have a bag you have a bag.
“Bro I don’t got it, Jacob got the bag on him.” Yo, where are we ripping bag tn?”
by babyshaqkicks September 12, 2025
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