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The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024
mugGet the I’m gonna go clog the toiletmug.

Going Scrotal

Beyond "going postal", some situations require you to go scrotal on someone or something. To nut up.
by Kirbslirb August 16, 2017
mugGet the Going Scrotalmug.

get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.
by dight May 4, 2022
mugGet the get wifi anywhere you gomug.
Chicago way of saying “ tell her to go suck a dick
Tais said : “Bart tell her to go brush her teeth.”
by Jurgei June 5, 2023
mugGet the Tell her to go brush her teethmug.

Going Back to Paris

Having to start over from the beginning, especially after making a lot of progress.

The popular Twitch streamer and YouTuber Atrioc said this phrase many times in his video titled "He Took My World Record. I Need It Back.", where his goal was to speedrun all of the main missions in Hitman: World of Assassination in a row on the hardest difficulty, and if he messed up, he had to start over from Paris, which is the first location in the game.
*Accidentally knocks down a house of cards that's taken hours to build*

"Guess we're going back to Paris..."
by EpicGaming11195 September 22, 2024
mugGet the Going Back to Parismug.

Next go-around

A indefinite way of saying next time if at all
Next go-around I guess I'll work harder.

Dad do you think next go-around we will beat the other team?
by Whiteboyworded July 27, 2016
mugGet the Next go-aroundmug.

Going to get my colours

Going to get my colours is the term which means to retire from a classroom to go to the toilet, most likely for a poo.
guys im going to get my colours
by t-paintony November 3, 2010
mugGet the Going to get my coloursmug.

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