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Work like a monkey

Is when monkey is here and laptop is there.
Somebody on the soffa under cover sleeping or just there and at the same time working on the laptop, but it is on the other side of the sofa - you work like a monkey.
by other monkey December 26, 2020
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nut in yo bish like water

the statement (nut in yo bish like water) meaning that you just fucked your friends girlfriend a busted a nut in her.
by splash on ya bish like water February 15, 2017
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Acting like jonothon

A certain type of homosexuality where the victim often confuses there friends with there significant other. They may plead ignorance and deny ever being attracted to you, but deep down they are gay. (Or just acting like a bitch) often times the beta of a male friend will be influenced by girls to act more feminine and impose there feminism on the male friend group. Often associated with female tendencies and obsessive dick riding

Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”
by Sigggmaaamaleee January 20, 2022
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Like Real

When thee who called as your friend is helping you out
Oh shit your giving me a bowl like real
by BIGTAKLA December 17, 2020
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come also sounds like

its a white liquid thats like gel and it comes out of your viginia males also have it but less than female and its what causes a female to be pregnant you in lemons when they say hot seedmeaning sex for no reason
male: omg what is this?
Female it is my come also sounds like
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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Stop it I don't like it

The phrase teachers and elders have taught the younglings.
Fun fact: This phrase utterly disrupts the bullies entire body, shutting down the physical and mental aspect and causing them to leave you online.
*Bully Beating a Kid*
Kid: Stop It I don't like it!
Bully: Yeah ok, you won this time...
by Trumpium February 14, 2022
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Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging
I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.
by SmittyB1983 November 15, 2021
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