Big Island Pot Pie

aka "Leftover Pork Pie" is the smell of nut residue in your foreskin the day after beating your meat.

Clean your dick nigga. I can smell that Big Island Pot Pie from across the room.

Damn bro, is that Big Island Pot Pie?

by Zabregah August 9, 2025

Generational Steam Pie Refinery

Often done in a sauna to loosen the scrotum skin for ease of nutsack mechanics... the male will lay on his back while a grand daughter & mother are face down on each side, each with one testicle in their vagina to kegel-frack the semen reserves while the grandmother rides the rig until striking oil.

I met that family at the hotel pool so I took them to the sauna to give grannie the ol Generational Steam Pie Refinery... mom and daughter really kegel-fracked my balls off!

by Wtfucker!? August 10, 2025

Missouri Mud Pie

The act of one removing their false teeth and gnawing on one's rectum with their gums.

I'll tell ya Jerry! Ole linda popped them chompers out Tuesday evening and gnawed on my butthole like a hungry beaver who got his teeth knocked out!

Best Missouri Mud Pie I've ever had!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 19, 2025

The one piece Israel

Goofy ass one piece reference

The one piece Israel

by Smae67 September 2, 2025

Limping my piece

When another entity, situation, or object brings the value of a situation down

“Missing that parlay is limping my piece”
“Dude, this rain is really limping my piece”

Used in exchange for: ruining the day, raining on my parade, hurting the vibe

by McRizzler September 15, 2025

Chocolate Cream Pie

When having anal sex, 1 person or a dildo with a pump of fake semen ejaculates into another person's anal cavity. Inside the person's anal cavity, as anyone knows, is fecal matter. This mixes with the (fake or real) semen. When the penis/dildo is pulled out, drips of semen and feces are normally seen. If not, this is a normal cream pie and not a chocolate cream pie.

To create a chocolate cream pie, 1 must ejaculate into another person's anal cavity where feces is.

by Tarrabyte September 16, 2025

jy bak pies

jy bak pies, verb (Afrikaans slang)
Pronunciation: yay buck pees

Meaning:
A playful or sarcastic phrase used to call someone out for being slow, wasting time, or being incompetent. Literally translates to “you bake pies,” but it’s not about actual baking — it’s said when someone is dragging their feet, slacking off, or just not doing what they’re supposed to.

Origin:

Comes from South African Afrikaans slang. The humor comes from the random literal meaning — baking pies — being used to mock someone for being slow or useless, as if they’re off baking instead of getting things done.

“Bru, jy bak pies! We’ve been waiting the whole day.”

“Stop standing around, jy bak pies.”

“He said he’d fix it an hour ago… still busy? Jy bak pies.”

by Brood1 October 20, 2025